WWE Unforgiven 2003.. damn, what a game..

WWE Raw presents, an Austin and Bischoff production - WWE Unforgiven 2003.

Duddlies won the Tag-Team titles (17th time in WWE) in the "Tables Match" against the dickheads La Resistance and that other good for nothing hypocrite jerk. I hate him so much, I don't even know his name. Nuff' said.

Puppies in the rings! Hehe yeah.. tag-teams Trish and the returned diva, Lita won against Molly and Gail Kim.

Jim Ross and Jerry "The King" Lawler lost to Al Snow and Jonathan Coachman.. therefore yesterday's WWE RAW was no longer hosted by our fav JR and the King, instead those two 1st-class jackasses did the talk, and boy do they suck.. esp that flamboyant dickhead Coachman.

Shawn Michaels vs Randy Orton - "The Legend vs The Legend Killer". Shawn won already the match fair and square, but as soon as the reff turn around signalling to ring the bell, the dirtiest player bastard Ric Flair put Randy's right leg on the bottom rope.. and this concludes the reff to FURTHER the match? Sonnava bitch! And yunno what? Ric passed brass-knuckles to Randy secretly.. and this gave opportunity for Randy to 'kill' the legendary Shawn Michaels a few blows across his head, pinned, and won the count. Damn it, I hate the Evolution. They never won any match fair and square. Those sonnava bitches.. juz wait and see. You win some, I'm sure as hell you're gonna lose some. :P

Shane n Kane "Last Man Standing" match was a killer. Shane didn't waste any time for his entrace song, he juz came in during Kane's and whacked him with a steel chair on his back. Bickity bamm!! Down goes Kane, and bamm!! Another hit marks the spot.. and another.. and another!! Damn, Shane wanna make sure dat this freak monster wouldn't stand a chance of even opening his eyes.

He used the steel ring-side stairs.. pack up a steel metal on Kane's skull.. Kane pushed the announce table down on Shane, but surprisingly Shane hid sumwhere making Kane wondered around searching and thus came another big shot behind Kane from Shane.. best smack was done by Shane when he took the boom camera pole and run down towards Kane like a steel clothesline (damn, that camera broke its mirror but still filming these bad asses).

But then came another one of Shane's 'more guts than brains' moves. While Kane was lying down helplessly on the announcer floor (the part where usually JR n The King sits).. Shane climbed up the Unforgiven wall, 30 feet in the air.. and as soon as he reached the top, he looked down towards Kane like a nuclear strike target. Yup, Kane was not moving.. and this made Shane said his short prayers.. and jumped 30 feet in the air down aiming towards Kane.. and WHAAMM!!! The floor broke like hell.. but on Shane's back? What da fuck?!! KANE MOVED!! KANE AVOIDED SHANE'S FALL!! Argh, what a mothafuckin move! This made Shane lying unconcious and thus Kane won with the 10-count timeout. Shit man.. this match ended like no other match I've seen before.. you've gotta see this one.

Well, enough of that tragic excitement.. the main event 'World Heavyweight Champion' title defense Triple H against Goldberg. Who won? Hehe.. you guessed it alright.. GOLDBERG. Not even Ric Flair can do anything to help, Triple H got what he deserved.. a few of Goldberg's fatality moves knocks him out. One-two-three.. and there you have it folks, a new World Heavyweight Champion 2003.. Goldberg. "Believe The Hype.." :)

Outta here..